~ Cat Scratch Fever ~

Yesterday afternoon the whole family went on a jaunt to South Dakota to visit the younger sister of one of my hubby’s oldest friends. She’s a nice gal and real funny. We get along well even though I haven’t seen her since she was a teenager still in high school. She’s all grown up now with 2 sons and a hubby of her own (man do I feel old). They also have 7 children of the feline persuasion and 3 of the canine persuasion with a few more joining any day now. Angel the female Husky is expecting and Demon the boy is staying by her side through it all. They’re so committed to one another that it makes me think of confining my hubby to a kennel for safekeeping. Oh the joys of marriage!

My hubby, her and I sat around the kitchen table and chatted. Her husband wasn’t feeling well so he didn’t join us till much later. Now, at first I sat next to my beloved husband for it is by his side where I belong. *Gags* Reality check: I just chose to sit next to him so I could sit across from our friend. I got the best seat in the house of course! They were all those nice upholstered chairs on wheels but mine, oh yes; mine had a little something extra that the others just did not have. It came with it’s own carnival ride! It wobbled, it dropped it tilted it drooped all purely for my enjoyment (no it didn’t vibrate).

The pleasure from that chair was not only for me apparently but obvious others in the household purposely sought out this chair for pleasurable reasons of their own. You see, one of her young felines was shall we say, “In Season”. She was cooing and whoring it for all it was worth. Out of sheer horniness this small feline backed her ass right up to one of the rounded chrome legs on this chair! She was really enjoying rubbing up on my chair support! I told our friend that her young kitty had found herself a dildo! After a few minutes of playing balance the fat lady and witnessing the kitty porn exhibition I switched to a wooden chair that was at the head of the table (where I belong).

Now this poor slut of a cat just would not leave my husband alone. We tried explaining to her that he was too big for her and we’d have to duct tape her together. We even told her he was hung like a hamster but it made no difference to this desperate wench. She had her own ideas. She decided she liked his feet better! My poor Husband! This was to be the only pussy he got last night and he couldn’t do a thing with it.

Overall the visit went quite well. We laughed and joked around (mainly at my hubby’s expense) but it was all, good.
Her 2 boys and my youngest were happy to see each other again. They had fun playing video games. Sometime we’ll have to visit them again. Just hope this time none of her cats are in heat. LoL